I mean it. Ask him about the tea fiasco. I'd just die of embarrassment if I had to tell you myself.

[ a beat. ] My best friend came out to me in college. I think...I think she accidentally thought that I was wigged by it then, too. But -- not the case. Not at all the case.

[ or more like an enemy had been pulling all their emotional strings, manipulating the best friends into doubting each other. ]